Saturday, December 17, 2011

it's not real... endless examples of crap!

Running like fu*king crap. Don't find it a coincidence it's because I'm close to getting this done. I'm within 16k vpp of SNE. Pokerstars gives me a 20k bonus at 1mill vpp, they are distributing some of that back to the players LOL swear to god, NO BONUS IS FOR FREE on this site.

My graphs look like shit. And I know I'm not that bad at sngs. I can push/fold, get it in good, just like any of the other regs. Miserable...

PokerStars Game #72332135352: Tournament #485471652, $55.56+$4.44 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2011/12/17 16:17:35 ET
Table '485471652 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: van Goor (2436 in chips)
Seat 5: N0sferatv (4508 in chips)
Seat 7: ynd! (3285 in chips)
Seat 8: respect82 (1515 in chips)
Seat 9: Brodzik (1756 in chips)
van Goor: posts the ante 25
N0sferatv: posts the ante 25
ynd!: posts the ante 25
respect82: posts the ante 25
Brodzik: posts the ante 25
N0sferatv: posts small blind 100
ynd!: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ynd! [As Kc]
respect82: folds
Brodzik: raises 400 to 600
van Goor: folds
N0sferatv: raises 3883 to 4483 and is all-in
ynd!: calls 3060 and is all-in
Brodzik: folds
Uncalled bet (1223) returned to N0sferatv
*** FLOP *** [Jc Ad 8s]
*** TURN *** [Jc Ad 8s] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [Jc Ad 8s 2s] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
N0sferatv: shows [Ac Qh] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
ynd!: shows [As Kc] (a pair of Aces)
N0sferatv collected 7245 from pot
ynd! finished the tournament in 5th place
*** SUMMARY ***

PokerStars Game #72339179433: Tournament #485564451, $55.56+$4.44 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2011/12/17 18:31:05 ET
Table '485564451 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Mr.Abagnal80 (2355 in chips)
Seat 2: MagsV (2021 in chips)
Seat 3: besar_cz (1340 in chips)
Seat 5: bigbluffzinc (1518 in chips)
Seat 6: PokerPro333 (2590 in chips)
Seat 7: ynd! (1744 in chips)
Seat 8: Uriel Septim (1932 in chips)
bigbluffzinc: posts small blind 75
PokerPro333: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ynd! [Ks Ah]
ynd!: raises 1594 to 1744 and is all-in
Uriel Septim: folds
Mr.Abagnal80: raises 611 to 2355 and is all-in
MagsV: folds
besar_cz: folds
bigbluffzinc: folds
PokerPro333: folds
Uncalled bet (611) returned to Mr.Abagnal80
*** FLOP *** [Qc Qs 9h]
*** TURN *** [Qc Qs 9h] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [Qc Qs 9h 8s] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ynd!: shows [Ks Ah] (a pair of Queens)
Mr.Abagnal80: shows [As Qd] (three of a kind, Queens)
Mr.Abagnal80 collected 3713 from pot
ynd! finished the tournament in 7th place
*** SUMMARY ***

PokerStars Game #72287939635: Tournament #485092048, $55.56+$4.44 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2011/12/16 20:08:12 ET
Table '485092048 2' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: PJbombs (2302 in chips)
Seat 2: J.D.Anchieta (750 in chips)
Seat 4: JLRocks (537 in chips)
Seat 5: Mazurite (1415 in chips)
Seat 6: ynd! (1395 in chips)
Seat 7: Buschapa (1400 in chips)
Seat 8: lubor74 (3681 in chips)
Seat 9: katwoman2010 (2020 in chips)
J.D.Anchieta: posts small blind 50
JLRocks: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ynd! [As Ad]
Mazurite: folds
ynd!: raises 100 to 200
Buschapa: raises 1200 to 1400 and is all-in
lubor74: folds
katwoman2010: folds
PJbombs: folds
J.D.Anchieta: folds
JLRocks: folds
ynd!: calls 1195 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (5) returned to Buschapa
*** FLOP *** [6c Qd Js]
*** TURN *** [6c Qd Js] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [6c Qd Js Qs] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ynd!: shows [As Ad] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Buschapa: shows [Ah Kh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Buschapa collected 2940 from pot
ynd! finished the tournament in 16th place
*** SUMMARY ***

PokerStars Game #72244056547: Tournament #484663272, $55.56+$4.44 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2011/12/16 3:12:39 ET
Table '484663272 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: kristabits (1560 in chips)
Seat 2: Funky-soL (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: yyy LLIeroJI (1470 in chips)
Seat 4: ynd! (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: rafa-rielt (1358 in chips)
Seat 7: ansyer86 (1632 in chips)
Seat 8: Fat Afghan (1480 in chips)
Seat 9: liukangyo1 (3010 in chips)
Fat Afghan: posts small blind 10
liukangyo1: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ynd! [Ah As]
kristabits: folds
Funky-soL: folds
yyy LLIeroJI: folds
ynd!: raises 40 to 60
rafa-rielt: raises 140 to 200
ansyer86: folds
Fat Afghan: folds
liukangyo1: folds
ynd!: raises 1300 to 1500 and is all-in
rafa-rielt: calls 1158 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (142) returned to ynd!
*** FLOP *** [Kh Qs 2h]
*** TURN *** [Kh Qs 2h] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Kh Qs 2h 5h] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ynd!: shows [Ah As] (a pair of Aces)
rafa-rielt: shows [Ks Kd] (three of a kind, Kings)
rafa-rielt collected 2746 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***

Was in a Step 5 EPT (700 euro game), qualified from step 2 (so got in cheap). 700 euros is a LOT LOL that's 1k+ usd. Anycase, below is what happened. Not even funny...

PokerStars Game #72278934326: Tournament #484897975, €670+€30 EUR Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2011/12/16 17:03:59 ET
Table '484897975 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: SzaFoT (1355 in chips)
Seat 2: M.nosbocaJ (670 in chips)
Seat 3: cal42688 (2210 in chips)
Seat 4: ynd! (935 in chips)
Seat 5: EDER1982 (1572 in chips)
Seat 6: Tomás Pawly (1863 in chips)
Seat 7: petter85 (1085 in chips)
Seat 8: Achilles IVI (1480 in chips)
Seat 9: Vinkyy (2330 in chips)
EDER1982: posts small blind 50
Tomás Pawly: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ynd! [As Ah]
petter85: folds
Achilles IVI: folds
Vinkyy: folds
SzaFoT: folds
M.nosbocaJ: folds
cal42688: folds
ynd!: raises 835 to 935 and is all-in
EDER1982: folds
Tomás Pawly: calls 835
*** FLOP *** [Js Jh Qc]
*** TURN *** [Js Jh Qc] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Js Jh Qc 5h] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tomás Pawly: shows [Ac Jd] (three of a kind, Jacks)
ynd!: shows [As Ah] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Tomás Pawly collected 1920 from pot
ynd! finished the tournament in 9th place
*** SUMMARY ***

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